Women make up most Alzheimer’s cases, which is deeply unfair but not exactly shocking. The twist? A lot of our risk starts years before we forget why we walked into a room. And much of it is actually changeable - blood pressure, hearing, sleep, vision, the usual midlife plot twists. This isn’t a panic alarm. It’s your quiet reminder that your brain would prefer a plan before things get… glitchy.

Madame Frostbrew’s Menopause Elixir is a witty, natural remedy for midlife heat waves and hormonal chaos. Blending humor, magic, and a touch of rebellion, this frosty brew helps modern women cool their cauldron, calm hot flashes, and reclaim their midlife power with style. Because menopause isn’t the end - it’s your next evolution. Hot flash? Witch, chill.